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Have
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A
Really Good Joke
Lately..
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GrantzPlace
wants to collect all
the
Good Jokes Used in
Movies
so if you've seen a film with a Good Clean
Funny Laugh in it we'd be keen to hear
from you. Email
it to US
and we'll paste it on this page for
everyone.GB
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You've
heard about the one that got away well
'This one Didn't!' thats me on the left in
'64.
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UpDated
Weekly Email Early to be Included here!.
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Grant'z
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For The Week
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Taken
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Great
JOKES From Films that I've
seen.
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Said
By :- to
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The
Doctor
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Whats
the Difference between a Lawyer and a
CatFish?
One is a scum sucking Bottom dweller and
the other one is a fish!
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Mandy
Patinkin - William Hurt
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BiCentenial
Man
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Did
you hear the one about the Buddist who
walked upto the HotDog Vender and said
"Make me One with
Everything."
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Robot
Williams - the family
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In
Pursuit of
Happiness.
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This
Guy is Drowning and a boat comes by and
the sailor asks "came we help you?" and
the bloke says "God Will Help Me!"
The another one comes and he says agiain
"GOD Will Help Me!" So the guy
drowns and when he get to heaven he asks
God Why? and the LORD says "I sent
you Two Boats Ya
Dummy".
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Chris
Gardiner Jr - his Dad.
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Memphis
Belle
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This
pilot gets shot down over germany, breaks
his leg and they have to cut it off. So he
asks 'Can you drop my leg over my base in
England", and they do it. Then they have
to cut off his other leg so he asks again
and 'They Do it.' A little while later he
gets gang green in his arm and they
amputate it. So he asks and they say
"Nine vee can't do thes ANY MORE!"
'Why Not' "Vee Sink you're Tryin' to
Escape!"
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Sean
Astin - to the crew. Heard from the gunner
on WindyCity.
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Capricorn
One
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A
bloke is on holidays & calls home and
his brother says "Ya Cat is Dead!" the guy
says you don't just blurt it out like that
you've gotta break it to 'em gently. Say
the Cat got chased on the roof and fell
down, we took him to the vet but he
couldn't be saved. That's how you tell
someone bad news.
So How's Mom?...."She was Up on
the Roof with the Cat
and..."
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Sam
Waterston - Lt Col Peter
Willis.
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US
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If
you can't transcribe a Joke- Just discribe
the Film & I'll watch the
DVD.
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put it here.
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Received
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Great
JOKES come in Via
E-Mail.
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GCFL.net
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There
was once a handyman who had a Dog named
Mace.
Mace was a great dog except he had one
weird habit: he liked to eat grass -- not
just a little bit, but in quantities that
would make a lawnmower blush. And nothing,
it seemed, could cure him of it. One day,
the handyman lost his wrench in the tall
grass while he was working outside. He
looked and looked, but it was nowhere to
be found.
As it was getting dark, he gave up for the
night and decided to look the next
morning. When he awoke, he went outside
and saw that his dog had eaten all the
grass in the area, around where he had
been working, and his wrench now lay in
plain sight, glinting in the sun.
Going out to get his wrench, he called the
dog over to him and said,
"A grazing Mace, how sweet the
hound, that saved a wrench for me."
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A
new pastor was visiting the homes of his
parishioners.
At one house it seemed that someone was at
home because of a car in the driveway. The
pastor continually knocked, but no one
answered the door. So the pastor took out
a card and wrote "Rev 3:20"
("Behold, I stand at the door and knock.")
on the back of the card, leaving it in the
door. Next Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned in the offering plate.
Underneath where he had written
"Revelation 3:20" was written "Gen
3:10." 
Getting his Bible to check the passage, he
laughed to find that Genesis 3:10 reads,
"I heard your voice in the garden and I
was afraid, for I was naked."
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Received
from CyberSalt Pastor TIM.
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-GCFL.net
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Two
hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey
when one of them collapses. He doesn't
seem to be breathing and his eyes are
glazed. The other guy whips out his 'phone
and calls '911'. He gasps, 'My friend is
dead! What can I do?' The operator says,
'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make
sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then
"BANG". Back on the phone, the guy says,
'OK, now what?'...
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Lindsays
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Lindsay
regularly -Sends me some really good Jokes
so watch this space EACH
week
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